Right the annual shitfight about AFL grand final entertainment is on, so here is the definitive solution to the biggest annual problem facing the AFL.
The answer is simple have the same entertainment every year!
The big dance starts at 2:30pm so we need something to entertain the crowd prior. Here is the lineup:
1:38pm Fanfare of the Common Man
Channel 7s football theme from the early 1990s will get the people in the mood for football.
1:40pm Mike Brady – Up There Cazaly & One Day in September.
Mike loves the Grand Final so wheel him out every year and get him to sing his 2 greatest hits – and they sound so similar. The best bit is unlike Meatloaf, Mike will do it for free. Catchy tunes on the cheap!
1:50pm Greg Champion – The Thing about Football.
One of Champs best – get him to duet with Richard Champion!
1:55pm Angry Anderson and the Batmobile – Bound for Glory
We cringe but deep down we all love it – bring it back!
2:00pm Hunters and Collectors – Holy Grail
Didn’t hear enough of this song when Channel 10 had the AFL rights – bring it back!
2:05pm Some big name current Aussie act doing a 10 minute set.
For example: ACDC, Frenzal Rhomb,The Seekers or Cold Chisel.
Your welcome AFL, you can thank me anytime for sorting the AFL Grand Final entertainment.